Why is Microsoft coming out with a wind...

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What's white & falls from the sky?

The coming of the Lord." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell.

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

What is 0.1 as a fraction?

One tenth " Good, now what does 10% mean "Battery low, plug in your phone " Perfect

What do you call 10 Ethiopians tied together?

A raft

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What do you call 5 black guys and a white guy?

A basketball team. What do you call 9 black guys and a white guy? A baseball team. What do you call 11 black guys and a white guy? A football team. What do you call 100 black guys and a white guy? A cell block

Why is 8 scared of 7?

Becaauuuussseee 7 8(ate) 9. You get it huh?

Microsoft Jokes More Microsoft Jokes

What did Bill Gate's wife say to him on their wedding night?

No wonder you called the company Microsoft

Why is Microsoft coming out with a windows 10 instead of 9?

Because 7 8 9