What do you call a bug on the moon?

A lunatic! (luna-tick)

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What do you call a tick on the moon?

A lunatic.

What happens when the Sun and the Moon get together?

They turn out the lights.

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What do you say when German secret police is bugging you?

geSTAHPo!

What does a bug say when it accidentally breaks its exoskeleton?

You gotta be chitin me!

Lunatic Jokes More Lunatic Jokes

Why do so many lunatics have ear infections?

Because they're ear-rash-ional.

What do you call a tick on the moon?

A lunatic.