What do you call a bug on the moon?

A lunatic! (luna-tick)

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Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?

It doesn't need cleaning.

What happens when the Sun and the Moon get together?

They turn out the lights.

Bug Jokes More Bug Jokes

What does a bug say when it accidentally breaks its exoskeleton?

You gotta be chitin me!

Which bug gobbles up trash?

Second Caribou: The litterbug.

Lunatic Jokes More Lunatic Jokes

Why do so many lunatics have ear infections?

Because they're ear-rash-ional.

What do you call a tick on the moon?

A lunatic.