What do you call a bug on the moon?

A lunatic! (luna-tick)

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Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

How many marshmallows does it take to get to the moon?

Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!

What did the conspiracy theorist use as his breakup line?

Baby, I'm sorry, but I can't be with someone who's as real as the Moon landing...

Bug Jokes More Bug Jokes

What do you call a bug that can't talk?

A hoarse fly.

Whatcha inventing?

I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack." "Can I bring my kids " "Sure."

Lunatic Jokes More Lunatic Jokes

Why do so many lunatics have ear infections?

Because they're ear-rash-ional.

What do you call a tick on the moon?

A lunatic.