Why did the pacifist /b/tard try to calm everyone down?

He did it for the

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What did the right testlcle say to the left?

Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard

Why couldn't the retarded man talk normally?

He was trying to hold the door

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How do you end an argument with a woman?

Tell her to calm down. You're dead now but the argument is over.

When punching a toddler, how hard is too hard?

Calm down... I'm not talking about MY kid. I know how hard to punch her. I'm her mother.