How many marshmallows does it take to get to the moon?

Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!

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Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

Why did Sally drop her ice cream while crossing the street?

She got hit by a Bus.

What's the difference between Americans and ice cream?

Ice cream fits in a tub.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What do you call a crazy bug on the moon?

A luna-tick.

Who's there ! Biro ! Biro who ?

Biro light of the moon !

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

How many bones are in the human hand?

A handful of them.

What do you call a bone that disrespects God?

A Blasfemur

Marshmallow Jokes More Marshmallow Jokes

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

What is the difference between camping and being homeless?

Marshmallows