How many marshmallows does it take to get to the moon?

Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!

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Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

What did the Ice Cream say to the Birthday Girl?

Go 'head girl, it's sherbert day

What does M.Night Shyamalan always order when he goes out for ice cream?

A large twist cone.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?

It doesn't need cleaning.

How do you know when the Moon is going broke?

When it's down to it's last quarter.

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

What do you call a bone that disrespects God?

A Blasfemur

Who's there ! Bones ! Bones who ?

Bones upon a time... !

Marshmallow Jokes More Marshmallow Jokes

How many marshmallows does it take to get to the moon?

Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!

Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?

So that he didn't fall in the hot cocoa.