What do you call a burning Bible?

Holy smokes.

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What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

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What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.

What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible?

When Jesus cleared the temple.

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What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire?

Holy smoke!"

What do you call a burning Bible?

Holy smokes.