What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.

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What's long and thick and turns conservative women on?

The Bible

How accurate is the Bible?

100% at short range

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Who is your favorite President of China?

According to her it's Mao.

How do librarians file melted marshmallows?

A: According to the Gooey Decimal System.

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What kind of organization is Atheism?

Non-prophet.

What kind of beer does a cow brew?

Heifer-weizen.

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What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.

What do you call someone who draws funny pictures of motor vehicles ?

A car-toonist !

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What car did the Apostles drive?

Hint:Acts 2:1 KJV)

What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.