What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.

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Bible Jokes More Bible Jokes

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

What's the difference between a cow and The Bible?

You can't milk a cow for 2,000 years.

Accord Jokes More Accord Jokes

What colour is eight?

Purple (According to my 3 year old son)

What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion. ...I'll, uh, see myself out.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What are the three kinds of women's cancer?

1. Breast Cancer 2. Ovarian Cancer 3. Feminism

What kind of gun does a firefighter have?

A water gun.

Motor Vehicle Jokes More Motor Vehicle Jokes

What do you call someone who draws funny pictures of motor vehicles ?

A car-toonist !

What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.

Apostle Jokes More Apostle Jokes

What car did the Apostles drive?

Hint:Acts 2:1 KJV)

What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.