What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible?

When Jesus cleared the temple.

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What gun does Jesus hate the most?

The nail gun. So sorry if this offends you Credit to the podcast

What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

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What's the difference between a psychotic mental patient and a man with a bible in his hand?

Respiridol

What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible?

When Jesus cleared the temple.

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What do you call the fisherman that's always handling the pole while fishing?

The Master Baiter.

How many Poles does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Just one but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!

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Why does Godzilla go to temple?

because he's a kaiju

Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.

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Why did the lady at the bar slap the man next to her for stroking his mustache?

Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."

What does the Chinese Candy Crush Saga say..?

Clear all the Jerry!

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What is an emo's favorite note?

G ...get it EDIT:im not saying the reference

Why doesn't Dwayne Johnson's downstairs neighbor understand references to current events?

He's been living under The Rock.

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Why do the French always were white when pole vaulting?

So people can see them surrender from afar. Edit: wrong form of the form "wear"

What's a vampire's favourite dance?

The vaults!