What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible?

When Jesus cleared the temple.

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Why did Jesus have a six pack?

It was from all the cross-training...

What did the black Jesus say to the black Black Buddah?

Allah back!

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What was the first mention of soccer in the bible?

When Jesus went up for the cross.

Why did the bible cross the street?

To get to the other genocide.

Pole Jokes More Pole Jokes

How are Americans and poles similar?

Running into one could really ruin your day.

How many Poles does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Just one but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!

Temple Jokes More Temple Jokes

What do monks, rabbis, and Mormon priests have in common with brains?

The all tend to be found enclosed within temples.

Why does Godzilla go to temple?

because he's a kaiju

Clear Jokes More Clear Jokes

What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ?

Pack your trunk and clear out !"

Why did the lady at the bar slap the man next to her for stroking his mustache?

Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."

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What is an emo's favorite note?

G ...get it EDIT:im not saying the reference

What's the funniest joke that doesn't reference itself?

Clearly not this one!

Vault Jokes More Vault Jokes

What's a vampire's favourite dance?

The vaults!

Why did the janitor get fired from the bank?

Because he cleaned out the vault.