What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible?

When Jesus cleared the temple.

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Why does Jesus and bartenders have so much in common?

Bcoz they are single, have no kids, got nailed and serve alcoholic beverage.

What is Jesus' favorite gun?

a nail gun!

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What's long and thick and turns conservative women on?

The Bible

Whats the most unlikely line to read in the bible ?

The characters in this book are entirely fictional.

Pole Jokes More Pole Jokes

Why didn't Pope John Paul let dogs into the Vatican?

Because they pee on poles.

Why is stephen harper a bad stripper?

Because he doesnt do well on the poles

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Why does Godzilla go to temple?

because he's a kaiju

Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.

Clear Jokes More Clear Jokes

What do you use to clear the air of stupid?

A HERPA filter

What did I say when my Neutrogena products worked?

well I'm glad I've gotten that cleared up

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What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible?

When Jesus cleared the temple.

What's the funniest joke that doesn't reference itself?

Clearly not this one!

Vault Jokes More Vault Jokes

Why do the French always were white when pole vaulting?

So people can see them surrender from afar. Edit: wrong form of the form "wear"

Why did the janitor get fired from the bank?

Because he cleaned out the vault.