What do you call a C-average student from Texas?

Mr. President

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What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes?

Mr. President.

What do you call a black guy surrounded by 1000 white people?

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Why is Texas the "Lone Star" state?

It was rated out of five.

What's the secret to a long life?

I said, "Never order vegetarian in Texas"