What do you call a C-average student from Texas?

Mr. President

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What do you call a black guy surrounded by 1000 white people?

Mr.President

What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes?

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What's a Tennessee tornado and a Texas divorce have in common?

Someone's gonna lose a trailer.

What time is it when a Muslim immigrant brings a clock to school in Texas?

Time to get a new principal.