How do you get 100 babies into a bucket... With a blender How do you get them out again?

With tortilla chips

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Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

What do you call a Canadian that's been run through a blender?

Pure-eh

How do you get a baby in and out of a small bowl?

Use a blender to get it in, use tortilla chips to get it out!

Tortilla Chip Jokes More Tortilla Chip Jokes

Why do you put a baby into a blender feet-first?

So you can see the look on its face. How do you get said baby out of the blender? Tortilla chips.

How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.

Bucket Jokes More Bucket Jokes

Whats the difference between you and a bucket of turds?

The bucket

What's the difference between a bucket of blended dead baby and a bucket of sand?

I can't gargle sand.

100 Jokes More 100 Jokes

How do you get 100 Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Say "hey, you Canadians! Get out of that swimming pool!"

Why does it take 100 mink to make a fur coat?

Because they are lazy and have small hands!

100 Baby Jokes More 100 Baby Jokes

How do you get 100 babies into a bowl?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

How do you get 100 babies into a phone booth?

with a blender. how do you get them out? with a straw.