Mr. President Jokes

What do you call a black guy surrounded by 1000 white people?

Mr.President

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What do you call a C-average student from Texas?

Mr. President

What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes?

Mr. President.

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P Jokes More P Jokes

How'd you know?

P: *sees knife in my back* I'm good

What begins with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn, of course!

Election Jokes More Election Jokes

What does the result of this election and Netflix have in common?

Orange is the new Black

How was the election rigged?

Through the Electoral College.

Texas Jokes More Texas Jokes

Why has Mexico never won olympic gold?

All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas.

Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.

2 Million Jokes More 2 Million Jokes

What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes?

Mr. President.

How does a musician make a million dollars?

They start with 2 million.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What is the best way to lose money?

A: Lend it to Greece.

Why did the vengeful fireman lose his job?

He tried fighting fire with fire.