Mr. President Jokes

What do you call a black guy surrounded by 1000 white people?

Mr.President

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What do you call a C-average student from Texas?

Mr. President

What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes?

Mr. President.

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How does a musician make a million dollars?

They start with 2 million.

What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes?

Mr. President.

P Jokes More P Jokes

How'd you know?

P: *sees knife in my back* I'm good

What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand?

hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D ... wait what were YOU THINKING ! ! !

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why didn't the native Americans go out to dinner?

They lost their reservations.

What's not there when you get into an argument, but there when you lose the argument?

The door.

Texas Jokes More Texas Jokes

What's the difference between Texas and stupid?

Nothing.

Why did the Sudanese boy get arrested in Texas?

I'm not exactly sure, but it was about time.

Election Jokes More Election Jokes

What's the biggest lie of the election?

Voting machines aren't hackable.

How often do Chinese people have elections?

When they wake up every morning.