Mr. President Jokes

What do you call a black guy surrounded by 1000 white people?

Mr.President

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What do you call a C-average student from Texas?

Mr. President

What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes?

Mr. President.

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Texas Jokes More Texas Jokes

Why is Texas the "Lone Star" state?

It was rated out of five.

What's the difference between Texas and stupid?

Nothing.

2 Million Jokes More 2 Million Jokes

How does a musician make a million dollars?

They start with 2 million.

How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm ... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

Election Jokes More Election Jokes

How do people in Iowa get elections?

By watching corn!

What's the biggest lie of the election?

Voting machines aren't hackable.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What is it called when a reptile loses its tail?

Ereptile Dysfunction

What do you call LeVar Burton that survived months of being lost in the wilderness?

Geordi La Forage

P Jokes More P Jokes

What did the abortionist have for breakfast?

Scrambled eggs =p

What can I get you Mr. President?

P