What do you call a Canadian that's been run through a blender?

Pure-eh

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How do you call Canadian people?

Unarmed Americans.

Who do Canadians call when their car breaks down?

Triple, eh?

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Why did the ram run off the cliff?

He didn't see the ewe turn.

Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics?

Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

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What's green and red and goes 100 mph?

A frog in a blender.

What goes?

green-red-green-red-green-red-green-red?A frog in my blender