What does a musician train do when running from the law?

Covers tracks

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Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

Why does the Asian News Anchor not stand up from behind his desk during presidential races?

because he's covering an erection!

What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?

The Adhomineminal Snowman

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why can't you run in a camp ground?

You can only 'ran' it's past tents.

Why should you never run over a black kid on a bike?

Because it's probably your bike...

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One is against the law and the other is sick bird.

What is the only law that Hillary obeys?

The law of gravity

Track Jokes More Track Jokes

Why do mice have a hole in their bottoms?

Because otherwise they would be unable to track movement and move the cursor in the computer screen.

How about an app that keeps track of every working automatic paper towel dispenser in the world?

All seven or eight of them.