What does a musician train do when running from the law?

Covers tracks

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Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

Why are manhole covers circular?

Because Rouleaux triangles are too hard to manufacture. What do you call 8 hobbits? A hobbyte.

Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you get if you are telling puns while jogging?

A running joke.

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

How do women defy the laws of physics?

The heavier they are, the easier to pick up!

Why is 17 called the "mother-in-law" in black jack?

Because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant.

Track Jokes More Track Jokes

What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?

Forty feet of track - all straight!