What do you call a chinese woman with a food processor on her head?

Brenda.

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What did the geologist say at the Chinese restaurant?

May I have Eurasian plate?

What is harder than telling the difference between Chinese people?

Telling the difference between Chinese people with down syndrome.

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What's the difference between spit and swallow?

A firm grip on the back of her head.

How do you stop a woman giving you head?

Marry her.

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What do you call a chinese woman with a food processor on her head?

Brenda.

What's a Chinese woman called with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene. (Normally start this as a two part joke with, "What do you call a woman with... Ilene." Ha... But figured everyone had already heard that).

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What do you call a chinese woman with a food processor on her head?

Brenda.

What do you call an Asian lady with a Mixmaster on her head?

Brenda