What's the difference between spit and swallow?

A firm grip on the back of her head.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Why does the letter "r" make all the difference between Friday and Sunday?

payday vs prayday.

What's the difference between little girls and wine?

Wine gets better as it gets older

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What kind of mint is the hardest to swallow?

Abandonment.

What's got six legs and can fly long distances ?

Three swallows !

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head?

You don't want to look down.

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What's the difference between spit and swallow?

A firm grip on the back of her head.

What do you call it when a feminist yells so much she spits on your face?

A femijizm