What did the geologist say at the Chinese restaurant?

May I have Eurasian plate?

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What sound does a Chinese roller coaster make as it goes up an incline?

chink chink chink chink

Why couldn't the Chinese geologist find a date?

He was vehemently opposed to wrong rocks on the beach.

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What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the Chinese restaurant?

Use the fork, Luke.

What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

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Why do geologists have children with birth defects?

Because they practice relative dating!

Why did the geologist quit his job?

His boss always took him for granite.