What did the geologist say at the Chinese restaurant?

May I have Eurasian plate?

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What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist?

An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.

How Long is a Chinese man?

Its his name.

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What do you call a geologist who can't hear?

Stone deaf...

What's the funniest thing the rock said to the geologist ?

Nothing. Because rocks don't talk and geology's not funny.