What do you call a cow that starts it's own nudie magazine?

Hugh Heifer

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Why women mature faster than men?

Because men start growing breasts only after 40 years old.

How do you start a conversation with a bunch of idiots?

HELLLOOOOO AMERICA!

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What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow

Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest?

Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

What do you call a cow that starts it's own nudie magazine?

Hugh Heifer