What colour pants do you need to start a vehicle?

Khaki

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What is the difference between a tire and a black man?

The tire doesn't start singing when you chain it.

How does a black woman know that she's pregnant?

The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons. (aaannnd i'll see myself out)

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.

Why doesn't the sun need to go to University?

He's too bright.

Vehicle Jokes More Vehicle Jokes

What's Mitt Romney's favorite make of vehicle?

A Mack truck, because it already has a little dog on top.

What do you call a law enforcement agency that refuses to buy it's own vehicles?

The pro-lease department

Khaki Jokes More Khaki Jokes

What do you call the Skunk who wears khaki's and goes to private school?

Preppy le Pew

What colour pants do you need to start a vehicle?

Khaki