What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit?

Hare in your milk!

Previous Random Joke Next

Hare Jokes More Hare Jokes

Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

What do you call a row of three hares hopping backward?

A receding hare line.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross Tina Turner with an orang-utan?

A: a f*ing ugly orang-utan

Why did the double agent cross the road?

Because he never really was on your side.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What cars do cows drive?

Cattleacs

What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence?

An udder disaster

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What is the difference between a goat and 9/11?

You cannot milk a goat for 13 years

What is it called when a cow is unwillingly milked?

Moo**lestation

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What did the rabbit say to the deer?

What up doe

What's the fastest way to send a rabbit?

Haremail.