Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most?

Rude"olph

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Whats the point of calling it "secret Santa"?

Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa.

Where does Santa go on vacation?

North Pole-land

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What did the guy say after he finished jacking off?

Well that got a load off my mind.

What did the man who survived a javelin headwound say to his opponent?

Thanks for opening my mind.

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How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

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He's too bright.

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How many members of an ethnicity does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number! One member to perform the task, and the rest to behave in a manner stereotypical to the ethnicity in question.

Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most?

Rude"olph