What do you call a crazy introvert?

A walnut. *crickets* Thank you, thank you.

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A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

What's black, wears a bandana and ends the world?

Tupacalypse. (thanks to my buddy Mike)

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What animal is always at a game of cricket?

A bat.

Why is the sport of cricket called cricket?

A:

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What's the difference between a Walnut and a Chickpea?

I've never had a Walnut on my chest..

What's the difference between a chestnut and a walnut?

Your aim.