What's black, wears a bandana and ends the world?

Tupacalypse. (thanks to my buddy Mike)

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Who is fastest girl in the world?

Answer: Airtel 4G girl.

Why are government buildings alike all around the world?

free masonry.

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How do you say thank you to a New York sushi chef?

Gracias.

How old?

Woman: "Thanks, she's 34 weeks. Do you have the time " Me: "Sure, it's 972 minutes past midnight."

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why do dogs chase their tails?

A: They want to make ends meet.

What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.

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What's the leader of north korea's wife wear when she's not in the mood?

a Kimono

What size clothes do fortune tellers wear?

Medium.

Buddy Jokes More Buddy Jokes

What did the Hammerhead shark say to his buddies when he got laid?

Nailed it.

What's black, wears a bandana and ends the world?

Tupacalypse. (thanks to my buddy Mike)

Mike Jokes More Mike Jokes

What's black, wears a bandana and ends the world?

Tupacalypse. (thanks to my buddy Mike)

What is the first name of Mr Rafone?

Mike.