What did the bear say to the judge?

I bearly touched her.

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call a baby born feet first?

a c-section.

What happened in China on Christmas?

The Rice-child was born.

Judge Jokes More Judge Jokes

How many judges does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one he holds it still and the whole world revolves around him. Just one but two lawyers have to explain him how to do it.

What did the judge do to the lawyer who insulted him?

He got him diss barred.

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

How do you know it's midnight at the Neverland Ranch?

The big hand's touching the little hand.

What do you call an astronaut that doesn't like being touched?

A personal space man