What did the bear say to the judge?

I bearly touched her.

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What's the first part of a stripper to blow?

The knee. It's a load-bearing joint.

How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?

Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Judge Jokes More Judge Jokes

What do you call a judge that doesn't have any fingers?

Justice Thumbs

Where did the judge go to buy a necklace for his wife?

The jury store

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

What did David say when the tourist tried to touch him?

Don't touch my marbles.

What happens when your scrotum touches the edge of the toilet bowl?

Ebowla.