Why didn't the ghost go to the dance party?

Because he had no-body to dance with.

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Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What do you call the ghost of a chicken?

A poultry-geist.

How do ghosts get ghouls interested in them?

They woooooooOOOOOOOooooo them.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Why are giraffes' necks so long?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies.

How have you got that body?

I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why do mice have such tiny balls?

Because so few of them can dance!

Why are dogs bad at dancing?

They have two left feet

Dance Party Jokes More Dance Party Jokes

What do you call a dance party in Colorado?

Shake 'n Bake.

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance party?

Because he had no-body to dance with.