Why didn't the ghost go to the dance party?

Because he had no-body to dance with.

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Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Where would you take a ghost for lunch?

Pizza Haunt!

Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?

That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!

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Why do skeletons not go to the disco?

Because they got no body to dance with!

Why didn't the skeleton go to the concert?

He had no body to go with.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?

A: The lid said, "Twist to open."

Why is salsa dancing so popular?

Guacamole dancing is an extra $1.80.

Dance Party Jokes More Dance Party Jokes

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance party?

Because he had no-body to dance with.

What do you call a dance party in Colorado?

Shake 'n Bake.