Because Washington and Colorado aren't low, they're quite high!
Because the steaks are too high.
A baked potato
There were no jokes in the Post.
One's by Dire Straits, the other's by dryer states.
You wait all day for one then find out 48 other people in the local area have been riding on her.
A: 50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"
