Because Washington and Colorado aren't low, they're quite high!
Because the steaks are too high.
Shake 'n Bake.
Washington
There were no jokes in the Post.
There are 48 heads in her box - of course shes happy!
You wait all day for one then find out 48 other people in the local area have been riding on her.
A: 50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"