What do you call a dark wizard that loves to give hickeys?

a necromancer

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Why do Russians love Pho so much?

Because they're so...viet.

What if we need to hide bodies?

Me: I love you.

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What do you call a dark wizard that loves to give hickeys?

a necromancer

What's more disgusting than a hickey on a haemorrhoid?

The girl who puts it there.

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Why the hate for necromancers?

T They're just trying to raise a family.

Why did the necromancer fail to meet his quarterly sales goal?

He ran his business on a skeleton crew.