T They're just trying to raise a family.
Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name
He said "I'm going to try on a different shoe size."
Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)
Well, I don't read it religiously." Bud-dum tss, I hate myself.
The extra large pizza can feed a family of four.
He says Irish coffee is the only thing keeping this family together
to raise his spirits
Raise MY hand!
T: No-sees it's almost 3 pm Magic
nothing
a necromancer
They are just trying to raise a family in peace.