What if we need to hide bodies?

Me: I love you.

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What do Roseanne Barr and a battleship have in common?

A: They both need three tugs to get into their slips.

How many Estonians you need to build a house in Finland ?

Who knows, there is no tax record of it.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's a pirate's favorite programming language?

You might think it's R, but his first love has always been the C.

Why do Canadians love Syrian Refugees?

more moslem guys who can convert canadian girls to islam. What a deal!

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Where do you hide an airport?

IN PLANE SIGHT!

Where do you hide a hippie's weed?

Under the soap.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Spine

What do I want to do to your body?

I don't know. Identify it, I guess.