What do you call a deer that has no eyes?

I got no-eye deer !

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Why didn't the blondes go to the movies on one buck night?

A: They couldn't fit a deer into the car.

What do you call it when a bunch of deer have an intervention for one of their friends?

Change for a buck.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes?

A: No eye-deer.

What do you call a blind, legless buck?

No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke