Why didn't the blondes go to the movies on one buck night?

A: They couldn't fit a deer into the car.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

What do you call a blonde who dies her hair brown?

A. Artificial intelligence.

What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in?

A: "Have another beer."

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What happens to your car insurance if you don't notify them that you've wrecked a car?

I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended.

What do cars and humans have in common?

We both burn gas.

Deer Jokes More Deer Jokes

What do you get when you mix a pickle and a deer?

A dilldoe

What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar?

I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie?

Because he was arrested for pirating movies since it's illegal!

What's the one movie Rick won't ever let you borrow?

He won't ever give you *Up*. No I'll show myself out . . .

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

How do you fit an elephant in a thimble?

You take the "I" out of "thimble" and the "F" out of "way."