What's the worst thing about your girlfriend having a miscarriage?

Trying to look upset.

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How do you tell who the extroverted engineers are?

They're the ones who look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

Where is your unicorn?

Me: I don't have a unicorn. A: You better get naked and go into that Arby's and look for it anyway. M: Ok.

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What movie should we see?

ME, SECRETLY TRYING TO HARVEST HER INK: Something super scary *I empty my popcorn bucket*

Why did the beer get bottled?

He was trying to dodge the draft.

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What did Ray Rice say the first time he met his girlfriend?

Dayuum. I'd hit that."

What gets larger every time I see my Girlfriend?

My credit card bill.

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What's the worst thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

What is the worst thing about farming vegetables?

The wheelchairs are too expensive.

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What do you call a dead baby ,who fights crime?

Miscarriage of Justice

What's 9 inches long, pink, and women scream when you put in their mouth?

Their miscarriage