What do you call a dear with no eyes?

A: No eye-deer.

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What do you call a fish with three eyes?

fiiish. (works when spoken :-/)

Why are the labia on Japanese women oriented sideways instead of vertically?

Goes better with their eyes.

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What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

What do you call a dear with no eyes?

A: No eye-deer.