What do you call a dear with no eyes?

A: No eye-deer.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes that isn't moving?

Still no idea.

What has eyes but can't see?

Hellen Keller

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What do you call a one-eyed deer?

I have no eye deer...

What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)