What's the best language to describe the hectic holiday shopping season?

A: Russian

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What kind of people are always in a damn hurry?

Russians

Why did the dyslexic, Russian astronomer hate the revolution?

He was following the Tsar.

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How a husband describe his wife?

Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

How would you describe that green sheep?

Me: I don't know. Olive ewe Her: I knew you'd say it first! I love you too! Entrapment 101

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Why is Chinese the best language?

It has the most character.

What's the best language for jokes?

Punjabi.