No eye deer
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No-eye deer.
I have no eye deer...
No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This may not make sense without the Midwestern accent.
No eye deer. Say it fast and with a southern accent for full effect.
I got no-eye deer !
A: No eye-deer.
No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke
I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)
Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...
Spay Roses.
Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho". ;;
Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies.
A bright eye deer.
Delighted.
When they scream they make no sense
This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!
Beer nuts are $1.99 deer nuts are under a buck
I have no Idea.
Neither do I, I get the new york times
Rolls * Rice
Cha Ching
Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath
