No eye deer
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No-eye deer.
I have no eye deer...
No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This may not make sense without the Midwestern accent.
No eye deer. Say it fast and with a southern accent for full effect.
I got no-eye deer !
A: No eye-deer.
No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke
I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)
hint on Cauchy-Riemann theorem) A: Because it leaves residues at each Pole.
hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D ... wait what were YOU THINKING ! ! !
It will just host a telethon.
Because only two parties exist for the whole country
Because he loves to abuse A Minor.
tppppthh...."spit sound"
A mallard-y
A: Everything's $100.
Guy: 34C.
Disabled.
Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*
He heard the food was a mess.
Good eye!
A good idear...
Delighted.
A: Her batteries were dead.