What do you call a deer that has really good eyesight?

Good idea. Hint: Good eye-deeeeah

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What do you call it when a deer knows karate?

Tae-fawn-doe

Why didn't the blondes go to the movies on one buck night?

A: They couldn't fit a deer into the car.

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What's w/the ice pack?

12: I have a headache. Me: Do you think it's a good idea to play video games if you have a headache 12: Yes.

Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.

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How do you define a will?

Hint: It's a dead giveaway.

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!