What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting?

I'm game.

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Why don't you want your nose to be 12 inches long?

because then it would be a foot!

Why are black people afraid of high fives?

They don't want to be left hanging

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When I walked to the register with the condoms the clerk asked "Would you like a bag?

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Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'

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What did one cookie say to the other cookie ?

You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable

What do you call a deer that has really good eyesight?

Good idea. Hint: Good eye-deeeeah

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Why is 'The Game' the most powerful rapper?

Because you lose every time you talk about him ( )

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Because other stores are too mainSteam.

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Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs?

The rest are hunting peckers.

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.