What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting?

I'm game.

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Why did the mexican man throw his wife off a bridge?

He wanted tequila.

Why did the barracuda want to hire the clown fish's anemone?

Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."

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What did Mike Tyson ask the really tired Norse god?

Are you Thor

What does a guy want more than anything in the world?

It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.

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What did the deer first say when he got to church?

Deer God, please forgive me of my sins.

What do you call it when a deer knows karate?

Tae-fawn-doe

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How to get a job on Game of Thrones: Q: Can you act?

A: Sorta Q: Will you get naked A: Yes HIRED!

What do kings call musical chairs?

A game of thrones.

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Why can't Mexicans bow hunt?

Cause they don't Habanero!

Why do only 99.9% of dentists recommend Listerine?

Because the other .1% is too busy out hunting lions