What's the most 'Spoken' language on Earth?

Hint: It's not English Spanish.

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What is the best way to speak to a ghoul?

A: From a long ways away.

What did the woman say when she was diagnosed with cerebal palsy?

Nothing, she was too disabled to speak

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What did the aliens say, when they came to earth in search of soda pop?

Take me to your liter!

Where is the most environmental friendly place on Earth?

r/Jokes, recycling rate is 98% here!

Spanish Jokes More Spanish Jokes

What did the Spanish guidance counselor tell his students?

You have to have gooooooaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllssssssssss!!!!!

How do you say goodbye to two people in Spanish?

Adidos!

English Jokes More English Jokes

What does a cab driver have in common with a pool cue ball?

The harder you hit them, the more english you get out.

How is a Mexican like a cue ball?

The harder you hit 'em, the more English you get out of them.

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What do you call a deer that has really good eyesight?

Good idea. Hint: Good eye-deeeeah

Why do Polish hate Cauchy's dog?

hint on Cauchy-Riemann theorem) A: Because it leaves residues at each Pole.