What do you call a deer with no eyes that isn't moving?

Still no idea.

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Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are $1.99 deer nuts are under a buck

What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting?

I'm game.

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Why do girls rub their eyes when they wake up?

Cause they don't have balls to scratch

Why were the 5 gorgeous young blonde Danish fashion models sobbing their eyes out?

I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.