Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are $1.99 deer nuts are under a buck

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What is the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts?

Deer nuts are under a buck.

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts?

beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck