What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!"

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

Which pig is she?

Me: What do you mean 4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What did the pirate say as he was sailing through Jamaica?

X marks the pot, matey."

Why do pirates prefer black women?

They love booty.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild?

deez nuts

Whole Foods Cashier: Do you have your grocery bags?

Me: Kidding At $6 an apple you should drive them home and make an apple pie for me.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What is in a virgin candy bar?

Cherries and nuts

What does a mechanic do for a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What's the wheel for?

The pirate replies, "Arrr it's drivin me nuts!"

What part of a car is the laziest?

The wheels. They are always tired.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

How do yo get to Sesame Street?

Unzip my pants and ask big bird

What kind of pants to Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim...denim denim demin I'll see myself out now...thank you

Mate Jokes More Mate Jokes

What did the Navy battleship captain say to his first mate during a skirmish?

OC I think I'm feeling C6

How the hell did you get a body like that?

he asked. "Thanks," I said, "That's very flattering." He said, "Not really mate."