What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!"

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Where did the glue go on vacation?

Nowhere! He just stuck around!

What workout routine did Jesus stick to best?

Crossfit

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Why can't the pirate get to any subreddits?

He keeps typing /arrr/

Why are pirates funny?

Because they Arrrr (Yes I know its cheesier than my feet)

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What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

What's the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman?

A: The car salesman can probably drive!

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What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

Nuts and bolts

How do you make Manischewitz Wine?

Kick him in the nuts.

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What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!"

What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive?

Jesus, take the wheel!

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Why is a dog so warm in Summer?

He wears a coat and pants.

Why did the suspenders get arrested?

A: Because they held up a pair of pants.

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What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!"

Who did the sea captain lose his virginity to?

His first mate