Why do girls rub their eyes when they wake up?

Cause they don't have balls to scratch

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why didn't the girl go into the haunted house?

She didn't have the balls.

What girl's name is like a letter?

Kay (K).

Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?

A: They don't have balls to scratch.

What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.

Scratch Jokes More Scratch Jokes

What do you give a Greek man with a scratchcard?

A coin to scratch it with.

How do you build a flea circus?

You have to start from scratch.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why don't blondes wear mini skirts in San Francisco?

Their balls will show.

What did Anne Frank say when she threw a ball at the water fowl's head?

Duck!

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why can't horses vote?

Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...

Why did she get entry to the pub without paying a single penny?

Cause she being she, wasn't even worth a penny. (/hehheh)

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

How often do Chinese people have elections?

When they wake up every morning.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes ?

Antteneye !

Why were the sandwich fillers eyes too close together?

Because he was in-bread.