Why do girls rub their eyes when they wake up?

Cause they don't have balls to scratch

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Who is that Idiot..?

If Boy is in love - His parent Ask: Idiot, Who is that Girl.. Moral :: No matter who ever is in love... Boys Are Always Idiot :P (LOL)

What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity?

Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes."

Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!

Why was the whiteboard angry with the Eraser?

The Eraser had rubbed the Whiteboard the wrong way.

Scratch Jokes More Scratch Jokes

What do you call the loser in a hissing scratching cat fight?

A: Claude

Why is your face all scratched ?

My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why was the Narwhal kicked off the volleyball team?

He was always spiking the ball.

What did cinderella do when she reached the ball?

She choked.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why can't horses vote?

Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...

Why do we call the office printer Bob Marley?

Cause it's always Jammin'

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

What did the terrorist say when he woke up?

It was Allah dream.

What's long and hard every time you wake up?

Getting out of bed. You never feel like it making hard to get up and you usually take a long time to.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

How many redditors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Who cares, because How Can Light Be Real If Our Eyes Arent Real?

Why do the KGB operate in groups of three?

A. "One can read, one can write and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."