What do you call a deer without an eye?

No idear.

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What do you call a deer that likes rain?

A rain-deer. I know it's terrible.

What do you call a deer with no eyes that isn't moving?

Still no idea.

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What do you mean you can't sleep?

It's so easy I could do it with my eyes close! Me: *walks away*

What did Glenn say to Maggie at the baseball game?

I'll keep an eye out for you!

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What do you call a blind buck?

No idear. What do you call a blind buck with no legs? Still no idear.

What do you call a deer with no eye?

NO IDEAR!