What do you call a deer without an eye?

No idear.

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What do you give a deer with an upset stomach?

Elkaseltzer.

What do you call a deer with big eyes?

A big-eye deer!

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How'd you get that cut above your eye?

Me: *Remembering dropping my phone on my face* "STOP ASKING ME ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!"

What have 12 legs six eyes three tails and can't see ?

Three blind mice !

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What do you call a deer without an eye?

No idear.

What do you call a deer with no eye?

NO IDEAR!