What do you call a detective from Glasgow with three feet?

A Scotland Yard.

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Why did the leper crash his car?

He left his foot on the accelerator.

What do you call five tomatoes?

A tom-a-FOOT! In Europe, they call it a tom-a-METER.

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Which detective investigates electrical crimes?

Sherlock Ohms That's why his partner is called Wattson...

Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye?

It's his private eye.

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What do you call a detective from Glasgow with three feet?

A Scotland Yard.

Why does the Clyde run through Glasgow?

Because if it walked, it'd get jumped!

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Why did the ghost work at Scotland Yard?

He was the Chief In-Spectre.

What do you call a detective from Glasgow with three feet?

A Scotland Yard.