Why does the Clyde run through Glasgow?

Because if it walked, it'd get jumped!

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Why dont you like Taylor Swift?

Shes awesome!". Because I knew she was trouble when she walked in.

3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out

They couldn't find a table.

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What brings you to speed dating?

Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.

Why did AMD release black edition cpu?

Cause they run faster than white.

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What is the name of a bag pipe band that likes to play while jumping on squares?

hopscotts.

Why no pants on?

We think he tried to jump into his pants & fell

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What do you call a detective from Glasgow with three feet?

A Scotland Yard.

Why does the Clyde run through Glasgow?

Because if it walked, it'd get jumped!

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Why does the Clyde run through Glasgow?

Because if it walked, it'd get jumped!

Which rabbits were famous bank robbers?

Bunny and Clyde.