Why does the Clyde run through Glasgow?

Because if it walked, it'd get jumped!

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What did the blindman say when he walked by the fish market?

Helllllllloooooo (insert your mother's/wife's/sister's/grandmother's name here.)

What do you call an asian walking a dog?

A vegetarian.

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Why do pigs run from medicine?

They hate getting cured.

Why did Simba have trouble returning to Pride Rock?

He ran into trafiki.

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What did the Asian janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!"

What happened when the bankrupt eastern european jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.

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Why does the Clyde run through Glasgow?

Because if it walked, it'd get jumped!

What do you call a detective from Glasgow with three feet?

A Scotland Yard.

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Why does the Clyde run through Glasgow?

Because if it walked, it'd get jumped!

Which rabbits were famous bank robbers?

Bunny and Clyde.