Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye?

It's his private eye.

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Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye?

It's his private eye.

How does a detective stay cool in hot summer?

He works on a cold case.

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What do Islamic McDonalds employees wear?

A cheeseburka

What overalls does Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim

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When I look up at the majesty of all them stars it really gets me to thinkin, when we gonna get that ding dong roof patched up!?

Ah horse apples!

Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye?

It's his private eye.

Private Eye Jokes More Private Eye Jokes

Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye?

It's his private eye.

How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

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What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Just between you and me, something smells down there.

What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.