Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye?

It's his private eye.

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What do you get when you cross a stock broker, a detective, and an alligator?

An investigator.

What did the detective say when he tripped over a pretzel left by the perp?

Well, that was an unexpected twist!

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Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.

Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

Patch Jokes More Patch Jokes

How can you identify an Irish pirate?

A: He's the one with patches over both eyes.

Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye?

It's his private eye.

Private Eye Jokes More Private Eye Jokes

How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye?

It's his private eye.

Leave Eye Jokes More Leave Eye Jokes

What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Just between you and me, something smells down there.