Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye?

It's his private eye.

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How did the detective solve his cold-case?

He put it in a conviction-oven.

Why was the detective excited when he found a thimble sized crown?

He was looking for Finger Prince. (Say it out loud if you don't get it.)

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What do Jedis wear to Oktoberfest?

Vader-hosen!

Why shouldn't you wear Russian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall-out.

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When I look up at the majesty of all them stars it really gets me to thinkin, when we gonna get that ding dong roof patched up!?

Ah horse apples!

How did the ghost patch his sheet?

A: With a pumpkin patch.

Private Eye Jokes More Private Eye Jokes

Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye?

It's his private eye.

How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

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Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye?

It's his private eye.

What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Just between you and me, something smells down there.