Why did the leper crash his car?

He left his foot on the accelerator.

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What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house?

Nah, I'm-a stay.

What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

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What did the tornado say to the car?

A:('You wanna go for a spin ')

What do you call a man chasing a car?

What do you call a man chasing a car? -Exhausted What do you call a man being chased by a car? -Tired

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What does Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashes?

Nothing.

Why don't we let Google Chrome drive?

Because it crashes all the time.

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Why does a giraffe have a long neck?

Cause its feet smell.

What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

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Why did the leper crash his car?

He left his foot on the accelerator.

Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)