Why did the leper crash his car?

He left his foot on the accelerator.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

How do you get a person with podophobia to leave?

Just say "shoe".

How do remove a bunch of drunk Canadians from the pool?

You ask them to leave.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Where do cars get the most flat tires?

Where there is a fork in the road.

Why is New Jersey called the Garden State?

Cause you're always guardin' your wallet, guardin' your car, and guardin' your house.

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

Why did the leper crash his car?

He left his foot on the accelerator.

Why did the pilot crash the plane?

Because he was a slice of bread

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Whats the difference between a duck?

One foots both the same!

Why don't you stamp e-mails?

Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!

Leper Jokes More Leper Jokes

What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's day.)

What did one leper say to another?

Got yer nose!