What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?

A Thesaurus.

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What do you call a dinosaur with an English degree?

Thesaurus.

What's another word for "thesaurus"?

Steven Wright joke, iirc.

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What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain?

A: Stegosaur-rust!

Which dinosaur knew... Q: Which dinosaur knew the most words?

A: The thesaurus.