Christopher Walken. (Not sure if it's a repost, but I don't think I've seen it posted here.)
Mr. Bus (think about it)
a hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.
Because at night, he's always sleepwalken
The Guardian.
What is the opposite of an autistic? A Socialist.
About four.
It's on the front page
Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today .. be kind)
Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this
The Talking Heads
Christopher Reeves