What does Gollum think about Gandalf's smoking addiction?

Stupid, filthy habitses!

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Who thought blowing out candles on a cake was a good tradition?

Ah yes wax would go well with this cake and you know what else Child spit.

What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.

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What do hobbits secretly call Gandalf when he drinks too much ?

The White Wizzer

Why is Gandalf's cupcake shop so successful?

Because he has a magical staff.

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Why was Gollum executed at a bar in Iraq?

Because he asked for Ice-es

What is Gollum's favourite bird?

A Smeagull! :D