What does Gollum think about Gandalf's smoking addiction?

Stupid, filthy habitses!

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What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?

I think we should sea otter people.

What's the difference between Americans and Brits?

Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.

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How does Gandalf know he's pregnant?

A wizard is never late.

What does Gollum think about Gandalf's smoking addiction?

Stupid, filthy habitses!

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What is Gollum's favourite bird?

A Smeagull! :D

Why was Gollum executed at a bar in Iraq?

Because he asked for Ice-es