What does Gollum think about Gandalf's smoking addiction?

Stupid, filthy habitses!

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How do pirates know they are pirates?

They think therefore they arrr

Whats a Pirates favorite letter?

Ya'll think it's the Arrr but it be the Ceeee

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Who played Gandalf in the Islamic version of Lord of the Rings?

Syrian Mckellen

Why does Gandalf prefer coupes?

Because other cars have Mordor.

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Why was Gollum executed at a bar in Iraq?

Because he asked for Ice-es

What is Gollum's favourite bird?

A Smeagull! :D