What do you call a Pirate you share an apartment with?

Your room-matey.

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What did the computer say to the pirate?

Want to date hot Russians!

Which pirate makes the best food?

Captain Cook.

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What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.

Why didn't the baby oyster share her little pearl?

She was a little shellfish.

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How many ants does it takes to fill an apartment?

Ten-ants

How many ants can you fit inside an apartment ?

Ten-ants !