What do you call a Pirate you share an apartment with?

Your room-matey.

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Why do pirates take so long to learn the alphabet?

Because they often spend years at C EDIT: made it more punny

Why are pirates so popular?

A: They just arrrr.

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What do WNBA players make?

Sandwiches. Friend told me this today and had to share

What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

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Why does Peter Parker have a shower in his apartment?

He can't get out of a bath.

Who likes music?

asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.