What do you call a dinosaur that sleeps around a lot?

A carniv-whore.

This joke may have profanity.

Previous Random Joke Next

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why was my other pillow jealous?

Because I like to sleep around.

How do you get a baby alien to sleep?

You rocket.

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

Which star do the dinosaurs like best?

The one that keeps getting bigger

What do you get when you mix tea and a dogs name?

A dinosaur! Ha ha get it Tea-rex Hahaha...